Boredom

I called Bret at work today.

Me: "I'm bored. The house is all clean. The laundry is all caught up. Can I mow the lawn?"

Bret: "No!"

Silence.

Bret: "Hang on. Let me go outside and calm down because you just said you wanted to mow the lawn!"

Lynda: "Why not?"

Bret: "Do you remember last time?"

Lynda: "Oh, yea. That's right."

I guess I'll just go watch Dr. Phil and Oprah instead.