Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Just Stop Cleaning

1. No one ever says, "Wow, the house looks great!"

2. No one ever sees just how much work goes into it.

3. I'm exhausted when it's done.

4. It's messed up again within 30 minutes of being cleaned.

5. It never stays clean. ("Kids, take your shoes off, will you?!?!")

6. Too much daily upkeep. (The newness and excitment of my swivel sweeper has worn off by now.)

7. Umm...

Well, obviously I can't come up with 10 good reasons so I guess that means I'll just have to keep cleaning every week. Besides, it would drive me crazy not being clean.

Now I think I'll go take a nap....